FAQs

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Why did you create this website?

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Go ahead and click on the About This Site link above and all your questions shall be answered. If they aren't feel free to email me.

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What does Astute Doofus mean?

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Nothing. All my other ideas for domain names were taken. This was the best I could get on my budget.

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Seriously, don't be a wiener. What does Astute Doofus mean?

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OK, fine. It is a lazy attempt to poke fun at people who take the Bloggernacle way too seriously. They think they are smart but in reality they are missing the mark. See, the other explanation was way better. You should have left it alone.

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Why don't the social icons work well?

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I am in the process of getting them up and running. Hopefully they will be up soon. Between you and me why would I want someone to come to my site and then leave it using links I've provided?

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Are any of the stories on here real?

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Surprisingly, yes. One day I will hold a contest for the folks to guess which stories are based in reality and which are made up. There will be prizes.

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What's with the giant orange elephant?

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The short version is I like elephants and Halloween is my favorite holiday.

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Can I buy shirts/hats/beanies/codpieces with the elephant on it?

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If there is a market for that sort of thing I'm happy to supply it. If you are interested drop me a line at astutedoofus(at)gmail dot com.