Surprising results from BYU study on lost 116 pages

Artist's rendering of 116 pages

PROVO - A group of linguists at Brigham Young University have recently concluded a study dealing with the lost 116 pages of the Book of Mormon, and their findings are shocking. Jeff Trent, professor of ancient near east literature and krumping, called the results of the study groundbreaking. "Studying the 116 pages is obviously impossible since they aren't extant but we have found some interesting workarounds that have allowed us to move forward. Relational comparison within a classical framework for example." The group urged people to be patient while they normalized the data but they nevertheless remained optimistic.