Pick up lines to use at your next LaDaSa church function

From our friends at @OnlyMormons (follow them now!) come some incredibly useful pick up lines. 60% of the time they work every time. Just don't forget to invite me to your wedding.

Girl, are you the First Vision? Because your brightness and glory defy all description...

Girl you're so hot you could have burned Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego...

Hey girl, wanna hold the priesthood? Then come over here and give me a hug...

So last night I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don't have yours...

Girl are you an apricot tree? Because you get my popcorn poppin...

Girl you are like the workmanship of Laban's Sword: exceedingly fine...

Girl that is some fine twined linen you've got going on...

What's a Celestial girl like you doing in a Telestial place like this?

Girl even if I lived in the 1800s I wouldn't marry another person once I got you...

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Kitschy art, pt. I

I have a great love for kitschy Mormon stuff, whether it is art, sculpture, oil vials or tchotchkes. I want to share my love with the world. Enjoy this first installment.

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