Farewells found to be 63% more annoying than homecomings.

"Admit it, you want to punch me in the face..."

PROVO - Researchers have just concluded a seven year study that focused on missionary farewells and homecomings. They found that homecomings were found to be 63% less annoying than farewells. The lead researcher, Gary Sanderson, spoke with us regarding his group's findings.

"We had a fairly large cross section for this study, something like six wards," explained Bro. Sanderson. "We attended several farewells and homecomings and handed out a survey afterward. The members were able to rate how annoyging the respective meetings were on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being least annoying and 10 being bishop of a singles ward. Survey after survey showed that the farewells were way more annoying."