--Peter Priesthood
DEAR PETER: Great question. This all depends on why you are trying to have the biggest blessing circle. Here are some legitimate reasons: You have a general authority in your ward and you want to impress him; you have a bush-league calling and this is the only avenue you have to shine; your bishop thinks women can't give the opening prayer in sacrament and this is a way to get back at him, etc. There are many other reasons but this should give you a good starting point. Let me know how it goes.
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| Formula for creating biggest prayer circle |
DEAR DOOFUS: I was caught in an embarrassing situation the other day. One of my home teaching families asked me and my HT companion to come over and help give the mom a blessing. When we both took our oil vials out mine was so much smaller than my companion's. Needless to say I wasn't asked to give the blessing. What can I do?
--Lilliputian Larry
DEAR LARRY: I hate to break it to you but size does matter. You don't want someone inferring that their blessing is bigger than yours. I would suggest not giving any more blessings until you can procure a bigger oil vial. Maybe just stick with blessings of comfort for now. You are in luck though. The Astute Doofus store is going to start carrying oversize oil vials in the near future. Check back soon.
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| Which would you rather have a blessing from? |
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