Mormons in Utah are upset after losing the title of ‘Home of the Most Embarrassing and Socially Awkward Public Stunts’

PROVO - After a Mormon missionary was proposed to in an obnoxious manner in the Oklahoma City airport, Utah LaDaSas are panicking. We spoke to Jathan Scott, BYU student and president of the Provo chapter of M.E.S.S. (Most Embarrassing Social Stunts) and asked him what the big deal is.

"You have to understand, the BYU chapter has won the MESS award for the past six years," explained Jathan. "We almost lost when those clowns up at Ricks did that lame-arse backward singing video. Luckily the MESS judges saw it for what it was (white-bread garbage) and awarded us the trophy for our brilliant Easter prank."

This time things are different. The MESS trophy went to the Oklahoma City chapter. Grand MESS president J. Brown Brownstein explained this year's upset. "We really wanted to shake things up. Honestly, there are so many dorks in Utah/Idaho that we needed some diversity. OKC gave us that opportunity," Pres Brownstein said.

So what does Jathan plan on doing to get the trophy back next year? "I don't want to give too many details but lets just say it will involve a LOT of bologna and shaving cream and one unnamed general authority."

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