Father becomes addicted to p0rn after watching the breastfeeding channel in the hospital

MURRAY - Following the birth of his third child a LaDaSa father became addicted to p0rn while staying in the hospital. It happened after he came across the breastfeeding channel on the TV in his wife's recovery room. The father, who wished to remain anonymous, spoke with us earlier this week.

"Right after the birth of my daughter they took her and my wife to the recovery room while I went up to the main suite," said the father. "I flipped on the TV and started surfing. Not too many channels to choose from but toward the top of the dial I came across a pair of what looked like giant squid eyes staring back at me. It took me a minute to figure out what it was but then it hit me: they were jubblies!"

When we asked the hospital why they were showing p0rn on the room TVs they laughed in our face. "It's just the breast feeding channel," replied Ronald Jeremiah, hospital spokesman. "Many of our new mothers don't know how to breastfeed properly. We offer the channel as an educational tool. If the father's watch it too, well, they are dudes, right?"

The anonymous father says he is going to see if he can subscribe to the channel once he gets home. "It's for my wife, I swear!"



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